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Tickle your honey's funny bone with these funny Valentine's Day sayings. It's been said that sharing a sense of humor is one of the marks of a strong and satisfying relationship. So go ahead -- dispense with the mushy stuff this V-Day and have some rollicking good laughs instead.
Funny Valentine's Day Quotes
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
"Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing."
"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."
"I love making friends. It's people I can't stand."
"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up."
"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."
"I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme, but money gives me pleasure all the time."
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals."
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
"Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener."
"Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia."
"Love is not blind; it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less."
"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely."
"One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again."
"The art of love is largely the art of persistence."
"The bravest thing that men do is love women."
George Bernard Shaw
"The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post."
John Kenneth Galbraith
"There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars."
"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."