Funny Valentine's Day Sayings to Woo Your Beloved

Funny Valentine's Day Sayings to Woo Your Beloved

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Tickle your honey's funny bone with these funny Valentine's Day sayings. It's been said that sharing a sense of humor is one of the marks of a strong and satisfying relationship. So go ahead -- dispense with the mushy stuff this V-Day and have some rollicking good laughs instead.

Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

Ingrid Bergman
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."

Helen Rowland
"Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing."

Author Unknown
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."

"I love making friends. It's people I can't stand."

Barbara Bush
"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up."

Dorothy Parker
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."

Hilaire Belloc
"I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme, but money gives me pleasure all the time."

Groucho Marx
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."

Fred Allen
"It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals."

Lynda Barry
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."

Pauline Thomason
"Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener."

Judith Viorst
"Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia."

Julius Gordon
"Love is not blind; it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less."


"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely."

Judith Viorst

"One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again."

Albert Ellis
"The art of love is largely the art of persistence."

Mort Sahl
"The bravest thing that men do is love women."

George Bernard Shaw
"The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post."

John Kenneth Galbraith
"There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars."

Brendan Francis
"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."

Author Unknown
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

Henry Kissinger
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."

Erich Segal
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."

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